Card Sayings for a Brothers Birthday Funny

Here are some highly vetted and curated set of Birthday Wishes for your older or younger Brother. These wishes are a mix of Funny, teasing, beautiful & emotionally heart-touching. So whatever your mood is and the kind of relationship you have with your brother, you can be rest assured you will find one birthday wish that you will love and would use in your birthday card or text message.

Do you always enjoy funny banter with your brother since you were kids? We have some funny sassy greeting in here too.

Is your brother living far away from you? We have long distance birthday wishes for your brother too.

Feeling emotional on your brothers birthday and want to put your emotions into words? We've got some serious teary-eyed heart touching awww type birthday wishes for your brother in here too.

Birthday Wishes For Brother Quotes

1. Plenty of people will turn 40 this year. And they will whine and moan about it. Because that's what old people do.

   

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2. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

- Cara Harvey Armstrong

   

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3. We didn't even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.

- Winnie The Pooh

   

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4. This cake's been sprinkled with love.

   

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5. To my awesome brother, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Today we celebrate you! I hope this year brings everything you wish for and more!

   

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6. To My Sweet Brother, Happy Birthday. You were my first friend, and you're still my best friend.

   

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7. Happy Birthday my little Brother. Watching you grow up over the years has been one of my greatest joys. I'm so blessed to be a part of your life, and I couldn't have asked for a better brother to share my years with.

   

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8. Happy Birthday! Brother, we sometimes go too long without catching up with each other. I want you to know how often I think of you and how much I treasure the times we do get to talk. I'll always adore you and our time together.

   

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9. For My Brother, Happy Birthday. Every birthday gets a little more special. Maybe that's because family gets more important as we get older. Today it's especially important that you know how much I love having you as a brother.

   

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10. Happy birthday bro!

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

   

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11. Happy birthday brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.

   

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12. Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming... and reminds me a lot of myself!

   

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13. Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!

   

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14. Happy birthday brother! Although I'm really not sure why we're celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.

   

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15. It's remarkable how long we've put up with each other.
Happy Birthday.

   

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16. A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it".

I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday Bro!

   

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17. I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up.

Happy Birthday.

   

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18. The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same!

Happy birthday.

   

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19. You asked for it... here is "nothing". You're welcome! Happy birthday.

   

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20. Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy!

Happy Birthday!

   

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21. Yayy it's your birthday!

Probably the only thing that we didn't have to share as kids!

Today it's all about you - have fun and enjoy your special day!

   

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22. Happy Birthday!

I can't wait to see all the adventures we're going to have together this year!

   

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23. Although we're far apart you're never far from my thoughts. Sending you birthday wishes across the miles! I hope you have a great day!

   

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24. You truly are an inspiration and role model to me. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend. I hope you have a brilliant birthday!

   

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25. Live your life to the full, every bit of it. Don't let fear keep you from doing things you've been longing to do. I'm here to cheer you on! Happy birthday, and may all your dreams come true!

   

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26. If only everyone had an amazing brother like you, the world would be a much better place.

Happy birthday!

   

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27. I hope this next year is smooth sailing. You deserve a break!

Best of wishes to you as you celebrate your birthday, and here's to a bright future.

   

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28. Even though we don't see each other every day, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you...just like you've always been there for me. Happy birthday!

   

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29. The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.

   

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30. Because I have a brother, I'll always have a friend.

   

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31. Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.

   

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32. You and I are brothers. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... after I finish laughing!

   

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33. Brothers are what best friends can never be.

   

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34. Like branches on a tree... we may grow in different directions, but our roots remain as one.

   

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35. Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the difference and no matter the issue.

   

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36. You really are a superstar,
the world's best ever bro,
Cool, good-looking, clever too...
it runs in the family, you know!

   

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37. A brother...
Sees you at your best, sees you at your worst.
Sees you come last, sees you come first.
Sees your lows, sees your highs.
But through all of this, he always stands by.

   

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38. In life "you have to appreciate the little things", so on this day I appreciate you my little bro, even though you're usually so annoying! Hope you have a great birthday!

   

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39. It's your birthday today, and I'm once again reminded how old I'm getting. Oh well - enjoy your day!

   

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40. You may not be getting any younger, but at least you're still younger than me. Happy birthday little bro!

   

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41. I used to have a sweet, cute, little brother. Now I have you. I'm still trying to figure out what went wrong.

Happy Birthday!

   

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42. Happy birthday to my little brother!

Mom said it would happen one day and she was right - you're hardly annoying at all anymore!

   

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43. When I reach your age, I'll still be younger than you, you dinosaur!

Happy birthday!

   

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44. I've learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to not make mom and dad mad. I can't wait to see what you teach me this year!

Happy Birthday.

   

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45. We thought we would put the right amount of candles on your cake this year, but we quickly ran out of space!

Happy Birthday to my older brother!

   

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46. Damn you're so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur!

Happy birthday older bro!

   

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47. To my super brother!

You might not wear a cape, but you are a hero to me! Thanks for always looking out for me and making our childhood so much fun!

Happy birthday!

   

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48. It's the day when I remind you that I'm younger than you and I always will be!

Happy Birthday!

   

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49. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy big brother. Thanks for keeping mom and dad so busy dealing with your antics when we were kids so that I was never punished!

   

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50. Happy Birthday to the brother who is always there for me come rain or shine. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you! Hope you have a great birthday today, you deserve the best!

   

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51. The only thing better than having you as my brother is my children having you as their uncle.

Happy birthday!

   

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52. I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

Happy birthday!

   

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53. Happy birthday!

I'm just here for some cake...

   

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54. My brother has an awesome sister. True story.

   

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55. I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms with your age before sending your birthday card this year.

You're welcome.

Happy Belated Birthday!

   

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56. I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remembered that I forgot!

   

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57. Oh crap! I missed your birthday! I wish I had a great excuse like I was busy saving the world or something, but unfortunately not. Sorry for being a terrible sibling! I hope it was a good one!

   

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58. Who needs a birthday present when you have the most fabulous sibling in the world?

Happy birthday!

   

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59. Putting up with you is the highlight of my day, dear brother.

Happy Birthday!

   

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60. Happy Birthday to you Bro!

You got your kindness from Mum, intelligence from Dad, and sense of humor from me, so be grateful!

   

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61. You might not be the most responsible person in the world, but I will still run to you if I ever have to hide a dead body!

Happy Birthday to you!

   

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62. Dude, you are so busted when I spill your secrets. Better share that cake. Happy Birthday.

   

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63. I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems I can't find answers in Google.

Happy birthday bro.

   

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64. I got a best friend in you and never had to seek friendship elsewhere. Thank you for being there for me, always.

Have a joyful birthday.

   

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65. Happy birthday!

At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

   

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66. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

Happy birthday!

   

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67. You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, "My goodness, you never seem to age." Well, I'm not one of them.

Happy birthday, old fart!

   

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68. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn't light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

   

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69. Someone your age shouldn't say "chill" unless they're talking about the weather.

   

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70. Happy birthday!

At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!

   

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71. You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

   

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72. Yes, you're getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse… you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!

   

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73. Don't worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!

Happy birthday

   

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74. I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go.

Happy Birthday…

   

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75. Don't worry, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it's a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!

   

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76. For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won't be long now, brother! Happy birthday!

   

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77. Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We're so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You're the best friend anyone could ever ask for! Happy birthday!

   

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